Thursday, July 27, 2017

The Switch Online Rant


Nintendo is a strange company. On one hand they create one of the best and most addicting Online Games in Splatoon 2 and on the other they actively try everything to keep you from playing online with your friends. On one hand they are stuck in the past and on the other they try to forcefully implement Smartphones and anything new and exciting into their products.
So this time let's talk about the absolute idiocy that is the Nintendo Online Smartphone app.


One Step Forward, One Step back:


With the launch of the Switch Nintendo also announced their new plans for their Online infrastructure. Originally it was planned that it would start in the fall of this year, but now Nintendo has pushed back the start to earyl 2018. But what are the key data of their new Online service?
Well first and foremost it's not free anymore. Like with X-Box and PlayStation Nintendo will now charge a yearly fee for Online Play. It's considerably lower than the competition, with only 20$ a year, but the value is also not the same. Of course you'll get to play online, but instead of an big title from a year ago or an actual Indie Game for free, like on X-Box or PlayStation, Nintendo will only offer a NES Game each month. Originally you couldn't even keep the games. It was planned that after, for example, July ended, you'd loose access to the game of that month even though you were still paying for the Online Service. Luckily Nintendo changed that after a lot of complaints. So not everything's bad I guess.
But that's only half of their new online infrastructure. The other half is, to put it bluntly, stupid as hell. Because thing like Online Lobbies or Friendlists have been outsourced to a smartphone app. That means that if I want to play Splatoon 2 with my friends I have to download the smartphone app, start it on my phone and then add my friends there. It's needlessly complicated. Totalbiscuit released a sceenshot of what is necessary if you want to play with some of your friends.


That's is ridiculous.
Another thing is that as long as the app is running you can't do anything else on your phone. Got a message and want to check it? Not possible.

I'm sorry, but there is no justification for this. Especially as fans we should not put up with such lackluster execution.
Sadly this proves once more that Nintendo has absolutely no idea how online is working. To me it seems like if they tried to lessen the load on their Online Infrastructure via outsourcing. Still they want us to pay for it.

Splatoon 2 is a great game, but this online nonsense has really damped my enjoyment of the title. Sadly there isn't much we can do except for telling Nintendo directly how we feel about the situation. Maybe the listen.


Maybe...

and as always
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